Wednesday, July 29, 2009

My Dogs Go to Daycare with Socialist. . . .

I was pulling into the drop off area, as I do every Monday and Friday morning to leave my dogs for a day full of fun and play . . . Yes I am one of those "crazy dog people" who takes their 4 legged children to school, deal with it. But I am getting off topic, there really is a point to my story . . .

As I start to get out of the car I notice that I am surrounded, literally by Obama bumper stickers. Now everyone is free to show their support for anything or anyone they choose . . I proudly display my Nobama 08 Bumper Stickers . . I should stay sticker as my other 2 have mysteriously gone missing . . but it has just dawned on me that my boys are spending an average of 16 hours a week with not like minded dogs.

I have found that my boys are smarter than a lot of people I know so I find myself wondering, do they know I leave them with people who aren't like their people (you know "you people")? I do notice that the boys tend not to socialize with the dogs who arrive in the code pink cars or the have you hugged a tree today hybrids but still I wonder do they know they are different from the other dogs?

I am considering seeking government funding to conduct a study on this phenomenon as it appears there is plenty of federal funding available for animal loving projects out there, I think this is as important if not moreso than the sea turtles or wild mustangs. I mean we are talking about domesticated, socially elite animals . . By studying the habits of dogs with different political ideologies and their patterns of community organizing (you know how they break into packs, isolating & bullying those who aren't like them) I am certain that we can not only make immeasurable social science breakthroughs (and Obama specifically said science needed to come back to the forefront) but I also feel strongly that we can create or save untold jobs with this super important pork project, research study . . .the name of the project isn't important as long as we can get a Czar to oversee it . . how about the guy one who wants to give cows attorneys?

-Nichole-in constant pursuit of life, liberty and happiness . . .

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